7. Season

Provenza: "The King is dead."
Flynn: "Yeah. Long live the Pope."

Flynn to Provenza: "Anything that begins with you whispering always ends with other people shouting."

Flynn: "Look, we´re Law Enforcement, and we´re doing it, so that makes it legal."

Flynn: "Funny how in every family there is always an odd man out."
Gabriel: "What is that suppossed to mean?"

Flynn: "Somebody is been watching CSI."

Flynn: "You wanna meet our newest contender for asshole of the year?"

Brenda: "Quietly, Lieutenant."
Flynn: "As a grave, chief. As a grave."

Flynn: "That rubber glove was worn by robbers in a robbery that we let happen."

Flynn: "If I could just-"
Brenda: "That´s it. Not yet."

Flynn: "Well, we can all stop wondering if the Pope is catholic."

Flynn: "Says the guy goes to confession twice a week."
Sanchez: "You should try it, Andrew. It feels good."
Flynn smiles.

Flynn: "Commander, his holiness, the pope, requests your presence."

Flynn: "A pink bra and a twelve pack of condoms. That´s what I call optimistic."

Provenza: "Cannabis, candles and condoms. Sounds like young romance."
Flynn: "You put it to music, yeah."

Flynn: "I know that he sued us, but nobody in here is gonna tell him. I mean Gabriel is not in the room."
Brenda: "Andy!!! That´s enough. I´m serious."
Flynn: "Well, I´m serious, too. Because if I had done what Gabriel had done I would at least have the decency to leave."
(Yeah, sure. How many times did you fuck up in the last seven years? Sorry, but you´re not fair at the moment.)
Brenda: "Excuse me." She gives him the look and leaves the room.

Flynn: "Does it look okay?"
Sanchez: "Chief?"
Brenda: "It looks exactly like the..." - "It looks like love. That is what it looks like. Looks like love."

6. Season

Flynn: "Maybe he was scanning the neighborhood for...uh...heavenly bodies?"

Brenda: "Lieutenant Flynn, what can you tell me about Jeff Walters."
Flynn: "He´s a talent agent, so we know he´s an asshole."

Suspect: "Did she O.D.?"
Flynn: "Yeah, on lead."

Brenda: "Some day this may all get played in court."
Flynn: "No hablar espanol."

Provenza: "Please tell me that you´re not calling the chief?"
Flynn: "Calling a cab."

Flynn to Brenda: "You should have let me take the shot."

Flynn: "Don´t drink even if your ass is falling off."

Flynn: "So there is a hell."
Brenda: "You´re not there yet, Lieutenant."

Brenda to Flynn: "You take care and - keep your hands off the nurses." (Listen to your woman!)

Provenza about Flynn: "Chief, don´t worry, he won´t do much, like usual."

Fritz: "You better figure out what you want."
Brenda: "I already know what I want." (She is looking at Flynn the very moment! :O)

Gabriel: "Who do you want to send with me?"
Brenda: "Ah...Lt. Provenza can you spare an Elf?"
Provenza: "Flynn."
Tao: "Flynn."
Flynn: "What? Why me?"
Buzz: "You better at your real job."

Flynn: "Addiction doesn´t discriminate, chief. Park Avenue or the park bench. Can happen to anyone."
Brenda: "Yes, but addiction isn´t a crime, Lieutenant."

Flynn: "Guy´s coming down from crack, chief. There is a tough road ahead."
Brenda: "Well, maybe you can help him out."

Flynn: "Guess, that´s me. Now I´m waiting on crack kids. Excuse me."
Taylor: "Since you´re getting coffee anyway, could you..."
Flynn: "No." (Maybe he´s getting coffee for a suspect if Brenda says so but that doesn´t mean he would get it for Taylor. *grins*)

5. Season

Woman: "God doesn´t reward the sinner, right?"
Flynn: "No. No, he doesn´t."

Brenda: "What are they doing there?"
Flynn: "She´s giving him a peek. Flashing her breasts or something."

"You already met Kitty."

Flynn: "Chief?"
Brenda: "Yes?"
Flynn: "Provenza is wearing a brand-new tie. It´s brand-new."
Brenda: "Something to investigate later."

Tao: "The murder weapon is probably ..."
Brenda: "...a revolver."
David: "Which would explain why there were no casings found at the crime scene."
Brenda: "Sergeant, please, you are not allowed to be part of this investigation." - "Yes, Lieutenant?"
Flynn: "Chief, a revolver would explain why there were no casings at the crime scene."
Brenda: "Thank you."

Brenda: "What were they doing in their car for an hour?"
Flynn: "Well, they´re a divorce couple, you know, working things out."
Provenza: "Oh, good for them. A realationship based on love is worth fighting for. Isn´t it?"
Flynn: "Who are you?"

Brenda: "But do it quietly. Offline - off the radar - off the grid."
Flynn: "Like it never happened, chief."
Brenda: "Thank you."

Flynn: "We joining the FBI, but it´s only temporary, like love."

Agent: "We expect you all to behave like FBI agents."
Flynn: "I solemnly swear to act as stupid as possible."

Brenda to Flynn: "Be nice!"

Ricardo Ramos: "Well if it wasn´t a robbery why else would someone want to kill him?"
Flynn: "You want an alphabetical list?"
Ricardo Ramos: "Fire away."
Flynn: "A: Asshole. B: Because. C: Criminal."

"Gang. Gang. Gang. Gang. So I´m guessing Reggie´s death has something to do with gangs."

Flynn to Provenza: "You know what´s making you feel older? Your age."

"Duct tapes is never a good thing."

Flynn: "Chief, we´re calling him Jack, like in Jack-in-the-Box. You get it?"
Brenda: "Yes, Lieutenant, I get it."

Brenda: "We can´t say for sure that Mr. Box was actually murdered."
Flynn: "We know that he was broken in half and folded into an ice-cooler." *laughs* "That´s just suspicious to me."

Dr. Terrence: "You rang?"
Flynn: "Oh Jeez!"

Brenda: "Any other witnesses?"
Flynn: "Ermh...well...yeah...a couple of people said they saw someone with a gun."
Brenda: "Really? Who?"
Flynn: "A woman in a brown dress with blond curly hair."
Brenda: "...that´s horrible."
Provenza: "Well, not completely. One of the witnesses described you as being in your early thirties."
Flynn smiles encouragingly at Brenda.

Flynn: "The killer and I quote looked like a ninja."
Brenda: "A ninja?"
Flynn: "Well, you know, husband´s breathe was about 40 BAC; when I drank like that I saw ninjas too."

Flynn: "Watch the puke, Chief!"

Attorney: "We have a huge problem here."
Flynn: "Yeah, about the size 44D."

Flynn: "Oh yeah, he´s a real lady."

Flynn: "She´s a woman now. Maybe she´ll change her mind."

Flynn: "So? You´re ready to go, Louie?"
Provenza: "Call me that just once more and Georgette won´t be my only ex-partner without a penis."

4. Season

"It´s amazing, Commander. Two pieces of bullshit in one sentence."

"Excuse me, please, I need to throw up a little."

Brenda: "I wanna know who sent these flowers."
Flynn: "Don´t bother."
Brenda: "And why would I not bother, Lieutenant?"
Flynn: "I sent the flowers."
Brenda: "Please, tell me why, Lieutenant?"
Flynn: "Because it´s the anniversary of Carly´s death and I wanted Roy never ever to forget what he had done. Because I wasn´t going to."
Brenda: "So you sent him flowers?"
Provenza: "And a card."

Brenda: "You do understand that the right thing for me to do is take you off this case."
Flynn: "Please, don´t."

"There is your answer. If it´s new it can´t be LAPD."

"What´s the matter? Your medicare shoes don´t like to walk up hill?"

"I never liked big rings on a guy."

"Chief, we have guns, we can stop this."

Suspect: "You know, what I can tell about you. You hate women."
Flynn: "No, just you."

"Ain´t love grand? Jesus Louise!"

"Make-up girl...uh...woman." - "Well, according to this make-up girl...woman..."

"Chief, you get upset with us when we break the rules, you get upset with us when we follow the rules, if you wanna be fuss for pulling you out of a bomb scene, be my guest."

Flynn: "Hey, Provenza, that robot looks like you running."
Provenza: "You´re so full of it, Flynn. You know that I don´t run."

Flynn: "You want my opinion, chief?"
Brenda: "Yes, Lieutenant."
Flynn: "I was surprised, but I liked the lemon cream. It held up."
Brenda: "Thank you, Lieutenant. I´ll make sure and tell my mom."

"We just found a big, big round pig in a small, square hole."

"There is so much of this guy you can´t see. He´s like an iceberg."

"Just when you thought you heard it all."

Brenda: "Are you sure this is important?"
Flynn: "My guts says yeah."
Brenda: "Ooohhhhh... okay...."

"I swear to God, I´m not making this up."

"I was just looking at girls... looking for girls... uh... women."

3. Season

Brenda: "Lieutenant Flynn, you´re okay?"
Flynn: "Are you?" (emotional!)

Flynn: "I´ll go with him, Chief." (angrily!)
Brenda: "No, you won´t Lieutenant." She leads him away.

Provenza: "Flynn´s acting like he wants to be the short straw."
Flynn: "I´m not the one eligible for retirement here."

Flynn: "You don´t believe this little prick´s story, do you?"
Brenda: "Please! Sit with Mr. Darcy until I´m ready to speak with him again."
Flynn pouts off!
Brenda: "Impossible!" (very emotional!)

Flynn: "Here she comes."

Flynn teases Provenza.
Brenda: "Please, Lt. Flynn, leave Lt. Provenza alone."

Brenda: "How is this my fault?"
Pope: "Two words. Flynn and Provenza."

Brenda: "Flynn!"
Flynn: "What are you yelling at me for, Chief? She walked in and started slapping me."

Gabriel: "Where is the Chief?"
Flynn: "Ah...she´s right over there. I´d recognize these legs anywhere."

Flynn: "He´s a control freak. Now he takes some medicine for it. I can find out the name if you like?"
Brenda: "No, thanks, Lieutenant."

Provenza: "There is something wrong with her. I´m telling you. Something."
Flynn: "So? Who here is going to ask her about it?" (Not me. That´s for sure.)

Alone in the elevator.
Flynn: "I´ll do what we can, Chief."
Brenda: "Thank you, Lieutenant. I appreciate it."

She was hurt. He sends flowers and a card.
Brenda: "Remember Chief, when recovering from shock it´s important to keep your legs elevated." - "For heaven´s sake."

Flynn: "Ermh...you wanna come along?"
Brenda: "What´s the address?"
Gabriel: "If you give her that address I swear to God I´ll tell Pope - Chief Pope."
Flynn: "Sorry, Chief."

Question on the board: Who would want to kill Chief Johnson?
Flynn: "We gonna need a bigger board."

Flynn: "Who´s gonna interview who?"
Provenza: "Call it." (He flips a coin)
Flynn: "Tails."
Provenza: "Heads." (He walks away not showing him on which side the coin came down)
Provenza forces Flynn to interview Brenda and he is not thrilled.
Flynn: "Sorry, Chief, this is a little awkward for me."

Flynn keeps teasing Gabriel and Daniels about their relationship.
Brenda: "Knock it off, Lieutenant!"

Flynn: "Maybe she (the deceased) saw a tree down there she wanted to hug."

Flynn: "Look, Chief, you have an easier time finding Santa Claus."

Suspect: "It´s okay, honey."
Flynn: "Don´t lie to your daughter."

Flynn: "You see, Chief, when I used to drink I could be a little bit of an asshole."
Provenza: "Imagine that, if you can."

Brenda: "Okay, who wanna inform the relatives?"
Flynn: "Ho. Ho. Ho." (Sweet of him.)

2. Season

Flynn: "What about my nuts?"
Brenda: "Excuse me?"
Flynn: "Are my nuts allowed in here?"
Brenda: "Do they have sugar on them, Lieutenant?"
Flynn: "No. They´re salty."
Brenda: "Well, there´s your answer then." Hilarious!

Flynn: "Chief, I´m right about this. I swear, I´m right."
Brenda: "You better be."

Brenda: "Lieutenant, you need to wait outside, please. Now. Get out! Thank you!"
She throws him out of the house.

Flynn: "So I can talk again?"
Brenda: "Yes."

Brenda: "Thanks to Lieutenant Flynn´s determination..."

Flynn: "He said that she was a bossy, micro-managing bitch, but he respected her, even though she was stingy on the compliments, I mean, you know the type, Chief."

They celebrate Brenda´s birthday. She blows the candles out.
Provenza: "Guess she didn´t get her wish."
Flynn: "How do you know?"
Provenza: "Cause you´re still here."

Brenda: "Never interrupt my interview when you´re in the room with me again. And stop letting your emotions get the best of you."
Flynn: "How come every time I get upset about something, you say I´m emotional?"
Brenda: "That would take months to explain." (scene was cut out of the episode)

Brenda: "Lieutenant Flynn, with me, with me, with me."

Brenda: "It´s just a bomb threat."
Fritz: "Well that´s always a drag, huh?"
Flynn: "Not always."

Flynn: "What isn´t on this list?"
Brenda: "I´m so glad you asked. Thoughtful."
He smiles.

Provenza: "We have to go to Robbery Homicide."
Flynn: "This is complete crap." (Gosh! He changed completely.)

Brenda: "Lieutenant Flynn and Provenza. Please report to Robbery Homicide and give Det. Ross a hand."
Flynn:" Ross, huh? Yeah, I´ll give him a hand, alright."

Flynn: "Chief, you want me to hold some of those boxes for you?"
Brenda: "No, thank you."

Brenda: "Sergeant Gabriel, Lieutenant Flynn, would you please bring him to me?"
Flynn: "Special Delivery."

Brenda: "Given the numbers of homicides that are drug-related, we are going to have to smooth things over with them. Okay, Lieutenant Flynn."
Daniels: "Flynn is going to be our good will ambassador?"
Flynn: "What?"

Brenda: "Anything else we don´t have?"
Flynn: "We don´t have any Post-it-Notes. I used them all writing down Captain Traffic´s messages for you."

Brenda: "Listen, do you think the two of you could look for my purse? It´s big and it´s black..."
Flynn: "Trust us, Chief. We know what your purse looks like."

Pope´s ex-wife appears and tells everybody about Brenda´s and Pope´s former affair. Flynn is utterly stunned.
Flynn: "Wait a minute? I mean, we´re not talk about what just happened here?"
Brenda: "No. I don´t think so. No."
Flynn: "Chief, look, listen..."
Brenda: "If you could look through Mr. Curtis..."
Flynn: "Chief, wait one second."
Provenza: "Did you go deaf all of a sudden? She said no."

Flynn: "I mean, if she´s banging the boss, I wanna know." ( for whatever reason)

Brenda: "Thanks for your help, Lieutenant Flynn. I know you have other work."
Flynn: "That´s okay, Chief. I´ve got Gabriel covering it."

Brenda asks Gabriel and Flynn to go behind Taylor´s back.
Flynn. "I´ll help you in any way I can, but mainly because I really miss hearing the word please."
They smile at each other.

Flynn: "Well, sir, we don´t get paid to like people."
Pope: "That´s good, Flynn, because we don´t have that kind of money." (scene was cut out of episode)

Ross: "Great working with you guys."
Flynn: "Yeah. Bye."

Brenda: "Lt. Flynn can fill you in on the details."
Flynn: "I can?"

Brenda: "Germany doesn´t determine citizenship by birth or residency. Only by bloodline."
Flynn: "Still?"
Brenda: "Yeah."
Flynn: "Really?" (why, yes)

Flynn: "Tar pits in the middle of the city. And they say LA has no center."

Shootout at an observation.
Brenda: "What was that shot? What was that shot? Who´s hurt? Was anyone hurt? Lieutenant Flynn? Sergeant Gabriel?"

1. Season

Brenda: "Look, since you´re getting emotional about this, why don´t we..."
Flynn: "I don´t get emotional. I am damned angry." (anger is not an emotion?)

He´s back.
Flynn: "Hi, Chief. Remember me?"
Brenda: "Of course I do. Lieutenant Flynn."

Flynn: "Men don´t usually off their wives over someone they met two weeks ago."
Brenda: "That´s the voice of experience, I suppose?"

Flynn: "That doesn´t seem right. She loves the rules."

Flynn: "I think we may have found the chink in our Chief´s armor-plated wonderbra."

Brenda to Flynn: "However, if we find ourselves reduced to pursuing alternatives of a dubious legal nature or should the sun explode, I promise to reconsider your suggestion."

Brenda describes the behavior of an autistic boy.
Brenda: "He´s very intelligent, but he does have issues. He´s unemotional, frequently says inappropriate things. He´s very literal-minded. He gets fixated on minor details, he gets agitated when his routine is altered and he´s extremely uncooperative when anything or anyone gets in the way of him doing what he wants."
Flynn: "Does he have a Georgia accent?"

Flynn: "Hey, Chief."
Brenda: "Yes."
Flynn: "What about me?"
Brenda: "You. Lieutenant. You. You can man the tipline."
Flynn: "But we already caught the guy."
Brenda: "I know. But you never know who might phone in, and who would transfer those calls to Captain Taylor if you weren´t here?"

Taylor: "What is it that you need? Another pair of hands?"
Gabriel: "Yeah."
Flynn: "I´ll go." (he volunteers in a split second)
Gabriel: "I mean, that would be great. Only..."
Taylor: "Only what?"
Gabriel: "Well, sir, Lieutenant Flynn´s one of our best guys here at the department, but he and..."
Flynn: "The bitch hates my guts. You can say it, Gabriel."
Gabriel: "I don´t want to say that, but..."
Flynn: "I don´t care." (Really?)

Brenda: "Lieutenant Flynn, a pleasure as always."
Flynn: "Yeah."

Flynn: "Tell her I said hey."
Gabriel (on the phone): "Hey, chief."
Flynn smiles. (scene was cut out of the episode)

Flynn: "You must be so happy right now. Can´t wait to see me get ripped apart. God."
Brenda: "You know what? In the general scheme of things, you matter to me about as much as a June bug in July." (Oh, that hurt.)

Flynn to Taylor: "You wanna gloat to someone you´re close to? Grab a mirror, Captain. I´m applying for permanent transfer to her squad."

Brenda: "Lieutenant Flynn, your resignation surprised me the most of all. The whole time I´ve been here, you´ve never said one complimentary thing about or to me."
Flynn: "Chief, you have really great legs."