Lt. Colonel John Sheppard - Quotes


5. Season

"I'm The Guy, you know, like, The Guy."

"Easy, Chewie!"

"Major, nice of you to stop by. Kind of hard to get a cab in this neighbourhood."

"I should go with you, because I have a relationship with Todd ..."

"Alright, Chewie, start tracking."

"I don't know where you're from, but out here anything's possible."

"When Atlantis shows up ... tell 'em I said goodbye."

"How you doin', Chewie?"

4. Season

"I get it: itís difficult; million to one odds, blah, blah, blah."

"Remember -- no wild parties while weíre gone."

"Hold up, Chewie."

"I like simple."

"This is not simple."

"I hate clowns."

"Great! Last time I came face to face with myself, I ended up kicking my own ass."

"Women like it when guys are late."

"Well, my spidey-senses felt an ambush coming on."

"I know by experience, re-entry's a bitch."

"One thing I've learned about my business is never say never."

"It's just another day in outer space."

"All I've gotta do is walk in a straight line."

3. Season

"Thatís the plan."

"It´ll be a walk in the park...a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me."

"Way to go, John! Listening to a Wraith!"

"Life isn´t fair. It´s just fairer than death."

"I hate queens."

"Good old Plan D -- works every time."

"Donít you hate it when people interrupt right when things are getting good?"

"I hate those things."

2. Season

"I like time."

"I don´t feel dead."

"I´m a worrier."

"Take it easy, Chewie."

"I´m just naturally lazy."

"I hate those bugs!"

"There you go!"

"According to my DNA I´m 100% John Sheppard."

"There is no place like home."

"I really don´t like being ignored."

"R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off! Now! - Worth a try."

"This is Sheppard. I'm pretty sure you can't hear me, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to, so what the hell."

"Raising children can be very dangerous."

"I've got a weakness for external weaknesses."

1. Season

"I came from a galaxy far, far away."

"We can name it later."

"But it is the right thing to do. Why? Because it is!"

"Weapons come in all shapes and seizes."

"He´s worse than Dr. McCoy."

"It´s always good to get to know your neighbours."

"I know it´s a lot to ask but I´m asking."

"She doesn´t look a day over 9000."

"I can be pretty fast."

"I can fly just about anything."

Irresistible