"Let me grab my cape. You came to the right vampire."
"Back to the basics. To the DNA Lab."
"Dr. Gregory Hojem Sanders."
"What fresh hell awaits?"
"This has Van Helsing written all over it."
Nick: "Vomit? Is this really what we are gonna talk about right now, man? I'm eating."
Greg: "You're always eating."
"Dead rising, birds falling from the sky, fish dying in rivers. Should we be looking for the antichrist to make an appearance?"
"Well, when there is death there is hope."
Sara: "Do gamers have groupies?"
Greg: "Haven't you seen the Social Network?"
Catherine: "Work your magic."
Greg: "I'll do my best."
Hodges: "Will you ask him...?"
Greg: "Shut up!"
"Next time we break in a new supervisor I'm in Hawaii. Tossing the sand, drink in my hand. And I won't do looking at bugs."
"Just like the real mobsters. Dumb your piece and peace out."
"Well, uh, see what happens when you break pattern."
D.B.: "Go and meet Morgan at the Park Motel."
Greg smiles.
D.B.: "It's a scene not a date, you wacked kid you."
"Room service in hell doesn't smell that bad."
Greg to Hodges: "If you have any results for me cough them up."
Hodges: "I'm just saying that when I play sexual healing it's foreplay."
Greg: "Yeah, but playing it for yourself doesn't count."
D.B. to Morgan: "You can take boyfriend Greg with you."
"I know it's not technically your wedding night but I'm gonna need you to take off your cloth."
Finn: "Aren't you going out with Greg?"
Morgan: "Oh, no." (He's Grissom's boy.)
Finn: "Nick?"
Morgan: "No."
Finn: "You're with Hodges?"
Morgan: "Nooo!"
"Live hard. Die hard. So to speak."
"I'm just following the money. Not mine by the way."
"You do know that I'm not the DNA tech anymore?" (Unfortunately!)
"Science is sience."
"Looks like I'm going dumpster diving."
"I may not be the genealogy jedi but padawan at least I am."
"It's like a regular murder kit."
"When I heard that laughing I sure as hell wasn't laughing."
Sara: "All these years. You ever think you've had enough?"
Greg: "Are you kidding? I'm just getting started."
"I don't like anybody who goes to bed before sunrise anyways."
"Snow far."
"What? Too nerdy to kill?"
"Chess is by definition a sequence of captures, ambushes, sacrifices and attacks. It's violence played out."
"Based of what I can see the game is just beginning."
"Chess can drive a man to madness."
"Motivation for our vacation."
"It goes without saying."
"Hodges, you're a genius."
"Welcome to the Dollhouse."
"No crime of passion starts without the passion."
"You can't change the past but you always have a future."