4. Season

Reddick: "What´s wrong with Linden?"
Holder: "What?"
Reddick: "She smiled at me. Did Skinner dump her? She need a new boyfriend or what?"
Holder: "Wouldn´t be your saggy old dimpled ass if she did."

"I spilled my green goddess."

"What´s up with G.I. Jane?"

"Little foreplay never hurt anyone, you know?"

"Let´s go, G.I. Joe."

Holder: "Just chill with the yes, sir, no, sir bullshit, all right? I ain´t your pops."
Cadet: "Sir, yes, sir."

"Everyone makes mistakes."

"Yeah, you look like you haven't flown the coop in a while."

"So I´m not gonna find a Velvet Elvis hanging anywhere around here?"

"He´s one sunny day away from cutting his ear off."

"Boom, boom."

"Miss Model Citizen ain't all discipline."

"So you never had some sweet, little thing over for some late night Marco Polo?"

"I'm pregnant too."

Holder: "You're gonna start craving things that are white."
Caroline: "Mm. Like you?"
Holder: "Hell, yeah."

"Crunch berries make me a better crime fighter."

"Slow your roll there, Captain America. You don't wanna take any friendly fire now, do you?"

"Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty."

Holder: "It's called a natural childbirth because it's natural. You know? Women have been doing it for hundreds of years."
Caroline: "Maybe even longer."

"All right, shut the fuck up, little man."

"God checked out on me. Blacked out in the backseat or something."

"Fuck God. Fuck God. And fuck all of you."

"I'm not jumping on some wild goose chase."

"We're living the dream."

"Sounds like a bunch of out-of-town fuck fests to me."

"Hell hath no fury like a crazy psycho bitch."

"We've all seen Dirty Dancing."

"That's it? G.I. Jane just wants a hug?"

"This ain't Bombs Over Baghdad."

"I'm just a piece of shit like my dad."

"Happy, joyous and free, that's me."

3. Season

"You wanna act like a man, I´ll treat you like a man. Make no mistake about it, I´ll swipe the floor with your little baby butch bitch ass right in front of your little skank hoe girlfriend. You feel me?"

"Even the Taj Mahal needs upkeep."

"I don´t eat meat, bitch."

"I like rabbits. Bugs Bunny is a bomb."

"You spot it you got it."

"Heads up never hurt anyone."

"Happy V-Day, baby."

"Yo vintage playa."

"See we´ve been going at it all Copernicus when we need to be Galileo on this bitch, you feel me?"

"That ain´t a smell, wee one. That´s salary and purpose."

"Bullet got himself a little luv Bunny."

"You know, I had me a whole stable when I was a young one. If you need any tips or tricks - I´m your man."

"At the end of the day you have to protect your girl."

"So, how long is it gonna take for Dr. Spock to do his mind-meld thing before we can see Picasso?" - "We're gonna be here all day. It´s okay. I got patience. I´m a patient man."

"I´m an addict! A tweaker. I shot meth into my veins every day."

Holder: "Want a smoke? You don't smoke?" - "Hey, you messing up your kicks, your ma is gonna get ornery."
Adrian: "She can't tell me what to do."
Holder: "Oh, you the big man? You buy for your own stuff with your five-finger salary?"
Adrian: "You're acting drunk."
Holder: "Ain't acting drunk, I am drunk. About to go get re-upped. Go to keep that buzz going, serial chiller that I am."

"Look, just call my supervisor. He's gonna tell you what's what so I can get out of here, and then you can go do whatever it is that you do."

IA. Alvarez: "Mind if we take a look at your phone?"
Holder: "As long as you don't mind the pictures of me banging your mamma last night."

2. Season

"You know anything about the man? I mean J.C. did all kind of righteous shit."

"Speedy G. that Stu, huh?"

"Yeah, you know, I got clean blah blah blah, you know."

"I guess I just trusted the wrong guy."

"I´m ready to embrace meat again."

"Two birds. One Rock."

"Oh Snap!"

"Take a load off. We got you."

"You got spicy and sweet in one."

"I see you found my knowledge corner."

"You can´t put a price on wisdom."

"I´m everyone no one."

"At least I own my addiction."

"Yo, Linden, you´ll be happy to hear we´re out here chasing butterflies."

"Just got to roll with the flow like my man Bruce Lee."

"You feel me?"

"Sayonara Hiawatha!"

"Ease up, son. Minimum wage ain´t worth fighting the popo."

Gwen: "I will have you shovel in reindeer shit at the Christmas parade."
Holder: "It´s not real reindeer. It´s huskies with antlers strapped on."

1. Season

"Nice weather. Ocean. Beaches. Hate that shit."

"A guy loses his wallet while he´s getting his knob polished."

"I hate Algebra."

"Perception is circumstantial."

"Amen to that."

"Sweet View."

"Hook, line and sinker."

"All we gotta do now is cross our i´s and dot our t´s."

"You just couldn´t wait for your 72 virgins, huh?"

"People do crazy-ass things."

"I mean, like, wisdom´s all around, Linden. It´s like air. You just gotta breathe it."

"I love meth. Love that Christy. She´s the best little lady I ever had."

"So here I am. Happy, joyous and free."

"Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo."

"Hey, if the truth hurts, you ain´t living right."